i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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| white dad in any movie: | but son, you're throwing away your DREAM |
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| white son in any movie: | no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~ |
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
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have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
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theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
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